AISubs v3.7
Yamamoto, Motomura, Shimeyama, Ryozo, Shizu, Ryozo, Shimeyama.
Which one is it?
This one is easy.
You can guess what "ha" means now.
One, two...
shi
The answer is...
shi
I was so surprised.
"shi" means "ha" in Japanese.
It's a very popular game.
I think many of you have played it.
It's a drinking game.
I'll help you.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
It's impossible.
You said "ha" when you were in pain.
ha
You did your best.
I did my best.
You did your best.
I think we can have more fun if we play it in real life.
Let's play "ha" in real life.
"hai" means "yes" in Japanese.
If you make a situation and surprise someone, "hai" means "yes" in Japanese.
Today, we're going to play "hai" in real life.
Yes.
Today is a special day.
Choose what you like.
What I like?
Can I put it here?
Yes, you can.
Can I choose "a", "b", "c", "d", "n", "g" myself?
You can choose "wa" now.
I see.
I'm a marionette today.
So, I'm going to say "hai" or "ha" in every topic.
I'm going to say "hai" or "ha" in every topic.
Can I say "anything"?
I don't know.
Can I say "anything"?
Have you decided?
Yes.
What about you, Mushi-san?
"fu".
What about you, Yumemaru?
"un".
"nande".
"fu".
"kao dake".
Can you show me your facial expression?
I'm going to say "alphabet" and decide the topic.
But I'm going to say "hai" in secret.
Yes.
I'm going to put on my denim pants.
Because it's warm.
I'll go.
(What is the answer?)
Shimauri!
Nice!
What happened? You scared me!
Prepare the situation and call me.
Yes, sir!
Good luck!
(The next day)
So, we did it.
Hey!
Stupid!
We did it secretly and had fun with five people.
I know you did it, but it's stupid!
Katsugei!
Katsugei is also out.
It's either me or you, Katsugei.
I made a passport, so you're out, too.
Which one do you think, Katsugei?
I think it's Tetsuya.
I think it's Tetsuya, too.
Katsugei is popular because of his strong passport.
I don't know him.
Are you Katsugei's replicant?
Then do something good!
Do you know the game "Ha?"
I know the game itself.
You know it, right?
How many out of four questions are five?
I'd like to go with three.
You'd like to go with three...
What'll you do if you can't?
Ha?
Datsumo?
Aimutsu
"Aimutsu" didn't work.
It's extinct, isn't it?
"Datsumo" isn't for food.
Then...
Let's play "Test UI".
I'm sad...
I'm counting on you, Tetsuya! I can't do it without you!
[Tetsuya is the only one who can't do it without him]
So, who do you want to see?
I think Mushi-san can do it, too.
- So, Mushi-san's card is... - I'll show you.
- Foo! - Oh, Foo!
- It's pretty obvious. - No, it's actually pretty different.
- It's pretty different. - It's like, "Tension" and "Foo!"
- Eh, you're doing it properly, right? - I'm doing it properly.
I chose this modern era, but I chose "a" and "h" randomly.
- Show me your last one. - Okay, here I go.
[Mushi-san's last card is "foo"]
- "h" - Yes!
[Mushi-san's last card is "foo"]
- "foo"! - Oh!
- You can't look at the camera for too long, so it's better to keep it low. - Yeah.
- But it wasn't as cold as I thought it would be. - I wasn't excited at all.
- Well, it's possible you're tired. - It's possible you're tired.
- It's different when you throw away the garbage you have in your hands. - It's different when you're too excited about taking a bath.
[Mushi-san's last card is "foo"]
- I was like, "All right!" - You didn't feel like you were relaxing.
- It's either "a" or "d", right? - Yeah.
- You looked like you were tired or like you were done with your homework. - I think "tired" is the most relatable.
- It's like you're letting your soul out. - It's like you're letting your soul out.
- Can I see it again? - Yeah, you can.
- I'll think it's "a" again. I'll think it's "tired".
[Mushi-san's last card is "foo"]
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- You look like Sockui-san. - You're a different person!
- Sockui-san looks like me, which means you're tired. - You look like me, which means you're tired.
- You're too tired to look like Sockui-san.
- Do you have a bath?
Why don't you cover only your mouth?
Why do I have to go in there? It's gross.
You're the world's most shy person.
It's "AF" right?
Oh, you mean "adult"
I know!
The president announced "AF"
You're so confident.
It's been a month!
You're so confident today.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your bath is getting more and more intense.
You took a bath because of this problem.
It's not a joke.
It's not like you're going to take a bath.
The timing is...
You're doing it in a realistic timing.
As expected, it's "A".
I thought about all kinds of possibilities.
Surprisingly, there are a lot of details about the situation.
"Nothing" equals...
Then this is different
There's a lot of that.
Is "A" okay?
Of course!
Since we have the correct VTR, let's watch it.
Yes!
Okay!
I'd like to perform "masterbation".
What?
It's too gross, isn't it?
The viewers and I feel gross, too.
The insect glasses are gross all of a sudden.
The wind that can withstand the orgasm caused by masterbation
That's the order.
I'll try my best.
But really...
I'm full of today's project.
I'm going to drink tequila and vomit.
I'm going to be patient even if I'm drunk.
To be honest...
But...
They prepared this for me.
So, I'm going to use it and perform "masterbation".
This is called "pole".
I've never used it, either.
In the end...
It's my first time.
So...
I'll do my best in many ways.
That was "no up" style.
That means...
Tezuka-san gave us the answer "H".
H
Ta-dah!
H
What?!
So it was "A".
It's weird that it's "tired"
It is "tired".
It was that expensive shooting yesterday.
But isn't there any footage that looks "safe"?
What about it?
It's not bad to hear it.
But is it bad?
You're dreaming big.
The budget doesn't work.
- Can you say "please"? - Black Orcs.
Is this "small" an introduction?
When I saw this, that's all I could think of, so I said "ah".
Oh no, when I saw "choice" and "bang", that brain fog flew away.
No, it's normal.
- Next up is Yumemaru. - Yes.
Oh, I see. My one.
- Yes. - Here it is!
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
- Oh, this is hard. - Get under the blanket and think about it.
- Mmm. - It's a hard game.
- This is pretty hard. - Yes.
- Let's take a look. - Yes.
Here it is.
Mmm.
- Whoa! - There it is.
- There it is! - There it is!
First of all, you're in a different blanket, so you don't have "a".
And you're not 100% satisfied with your expression.
- You don't have "h", right? - No, no expression.
For now, you don't have "a", "b", "h", right?
Well... I can do anything.
"d", "e", "f", "g", "f", "e".
- You can do it! - You're losing your mind!
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- This is really bad. - This is really bad.
- Okay, let's ask him now. - One more time, please.
Yes.
Mmm...
- Hahaha. - Mmm...
- You don't have "h", do you? - No.
If you were "endurance", you'd be like...
Mmm...
You don't have "endurance"!
If you're "endurance" with this, you're "endurance" too much.
Wait, am I "endurance" too much?
No, but when you're "endurance" with something, you don't do it with a face like this.
- I'm always teaching you how to survive with a smile. - Yeah, I know.
Don't think this is "g"!
- It's "g" for "short hair". - Huh?
"g" for "short hair"!
Okay, I have the correct VTR.
Okay, what I want you to do is...
- Oh. - Please put this soybean...
- ...into the bowl on the right with chopsticks. - Huh?
- I'm putting it in. - Can you do it? Is it okay?
- Please do it. - Huh?
Wow, it's been a while.
Huh? How do I connect this?
You're pretty good at this.
It's light.
Oh, here it is.
The answer is...
"E" for "unzari" and "un" for "unzari".
Wait a minute.
Did you really say "unzari"?
I think he was kind enough to say it.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he was kind.
Yeah, he was pretty kind.
He said "unzari" because it came up in his mind.
Hmm...
Oh, it's not "unzari".
Oh...
It's a little different. It's "unzari".
Unzari
It's "ketsuge".
"Ketsuge" is confirmed.
If you get 2 questions right, I'll forgive you.
But if you get it wrong, I'll give you "v" and "i" as well.
You want me to give you "v" and "i" as well?
Normally, you only get "ketsuge".
But if you get it wrong again, you'll give me "v" and if you get it wrong again, you'll give me "i".
So you want me to give you "v" and give you "i" as well?
Yes.
Let me show you first.
Can I go first?
Which one was it?
Can you hold up the correct alphabet?
What?
You think I'm stupid?
That was close.
Ta-da!
"na-ne-nai-fugara-re"?
I think you know this one.
na-ne-nai-fugara-re
It's easy to know.
Is there a temperature?
I think you know it.
It's not this one.
Here it is.
"na-ne-nai-fugara-re"?
You look the purest out of all.
You look satisfied.
I do.
I'm curious about your expression.
What are you curious about?
Why did you say "why"?
You look like you're smiling but you can't say "what" clearly.
Let's expand your ideas to the curry shop.
You're exaggerating.
It's definitely not it.
If I go to the curry shop, I'll definitely become an indoor person.
na-ne-nai-fugara-re
Why did you get stuck in there?
I'm sure you're in there.
Wait a minute.
You look like you're in a bad mood.
Think of it as a bad mood and look at me again.
Why?
Your eyes aren't smiling.
It's impossible to blame yourself.
Bad mood. Impossible. Selfish.
If you do inspection like this, it's really annoying.
If you pull it, it's annoying.
If you pull it, it's fun.
If you pull it, it's funny.
As expected of "b"
With facial expressions.
Bad mood. Why?
Well, let's watch the VTR.
Surprised VTR.
V is yoga.
Today is September 27th.
Yes.
It's already a month since God's holiday.
Yes.
It's early.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's really early.
I'm looking forward to it.
This year...
Well, it's like every year.
I'm going on a trip with guys in Tokyo.
Last year was Hokkaido.
Hokkaido.
And before that was Okinawa.
That's right.
For me, Okinawa is still...
I have a lot of memories of Okinawa.
I know.
What is it? Why do I have such memories?
I know. Okinawa is funny.
I wonder what it is.
I went to Miyakojima before that.
It was a mess back then.
It was a mess.
I really like Okinawa.
I said it this year as well.
I went there yesterday.
Why?
I went to Okinawa yesterday.
Why?
Because I like Okinawa.
What do you mean? Why?
We prepared for the shooting together yesterday.
That's right.
We went to a meat shop and went to Okinawa in the afternoon.
Why?
Do you think it's a lie?
It's definitely a lie.
Look over there.
Hi-five!
It's an international street.
What?
Look at this.
Really?
It's an international street.
I thought it was an international street.
It's definitely not a lie.
Why?
Why did you say that?
I wanted to go there.
You wanted to go there, but you said it?
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
If it's a lie, does it mean it's a good thing?
Why?
It's a good thing.
What?
I don't know if it's possible or not.
I don't know if it's a good thing or not.
It's definitely a good thing.
The day before, we prepared for the shooting with TOSHIMITSU.
We went to the warehouse at about 2 p.m.
We went to the warehouse at about 4 p.m.
We ran into TOSHIMITSU there, too.
It's a coincidence, isn't it?
We're shooting this on the next day.
It's impossible.
Why?
I like Okinawa.
Why?
Can someone bring it to me?
I want it.
Did you buy it in Okinawa?
Look, it's international.
What?
Why did you go to Okinawa?
I went with you.
By the way, it's difficult to understand.
This is difficult. Everything is difficult.
It's the same thing.
Let's get rid of weapons.
Wait a minute.
I went to Okinawa.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it 100 times more difficult?
It's impossible.
I want to do it.
Isn't it too difficult?
Because when you're playing a game and you panic, you say, "Why?"
That's right.
In reality.
It was a game.
It's stupidly difficult.
Even if you say it, it's stupidly difficult.
If you get one right, you'll be surprised.
If you get it wrong, you'll get love.
If you get it right, you'll get love.
Do you think I'm kind?
Then you should love me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is my card.
Yes.
Here you go.
Face.
By the way, this is a big hint.
It's not "a".
Oh, it's not "i", is it?
That's right.
I don't like "s".
I like "ir".
I like all of you.
If you say "a" with that face now, I can't forgive you.
Let's take a look at this first.
Let's look at it first.
That may be important.
Please eat it.
Even if it proves that I went to Okinawa.
Eat it.
It's not "Okinawa is amazing."
No, it's not "okinawa is amazing."
I thought you would say "isn't it too difficult?"
I didn't say "I went to Okinawa."
Isn't it too difficult?
Isn't Okinawa meaningless?
I don't think Okinawa is amazing.
I think Okinawa is really meaningless.
I'll eat it.
Face.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
No, no, no.
That was probably it.
I guessed it at first glance.
Shibayu's face that looks like it's about to cry because his nose is licked too much and it smells too much.
Correct.
What?
I've seen it before.
I don't know if I've seen it before.
Gome's face that looks like it's about to cry.
Here it is.
This is a face full of anxiety.
Why?
Seriously.
5 minutes...
I was kidding.
For real?
Seriously?
Gome's face that looks like it's about to cry.
You two stink.
It's so annoying!
Stop it!
Can you just cut it out?
This is too much!
- I'm so sorry for you. - This is so bad!
Stop it already!
I've never seen it like this!
I've never seen such a face!
It's gross!
Seriously!
It's amazing.
Why?
You're overdoing it.
Are you kidding me?
I can't open it.
I'm sorry.
Why are you doing this when you have so many buddies?
My stomach hurts.
This is the worst video of all time.
It's the worst.
I said I didn't know anything because of my facial expression.
He said, "It's just there because of your expression."
That's how it started.
This is really funny.
This is a great video.
It's funny, but...
As for me,
I'm really satisfied with this.
I'm glad I had this.
I'm glad I was about to cry.
I'm not about to cry. I'm crying.
The artistic acceptance and the funny video are all 100%.
It's 100%.
You're absolutely right.
Oh, no!
I still have love left in me.
He still has love left in him.
I'm going to let you suck up all the love you have left in you.
Don't do that!
I'm going to suck up all the love you have left in you.
No, no, no.
The acting part is really fun.
The other parts are too difficult for me to do.
It's not a quiz.
It's about luck.
I think it would be funny if we did it in a realistic way.
I think it would be better if we did it in reality.
I don't think it's possible in reality.
I don't think it's possible.
I don't want you to do it in reality.
I really hope you'll catch me.
I hope you'll catch me at least once.